Cra-Z D8s 1 (Funny Date Story)
This is not exactly my date; it is actually an observation of a cowboy who was probably preening and preparing to meet a date (or maybe he hoped to meet someone to date).
I had been living back in Alabama for several years, which can be a real culture shock to the unknowing. Naturally, I found that everything there was country. They had this nice country music club (at least it appeared so on the outside of the building). I was going to go check it out one night, but didn't get further than parking in the lot.
I silently sat in my car, feeling torn between my massive fears of the unknown (the possibility of rejection) and my continued isolation and loneliness. Once the tears flowed, I realized the mascara attack was leaving me no other choice but to go home and attempt this expedition another time.
Before I could get the key back in the ignition, a really old, beat up pick-up truck pulled up into one of the parking slots. I just sat there and watched.
The guy who got out was dressed to the hilt. Everything he was wearing was noticeable brand new; I even saw him ripping off some tags. No big deal, but what cracked me up was he started scuffing up his new boots, rubbing them on the gravel. Then he took off his hat, bent the hell out of it, punched it a few times, crinkled it up and released it, then, crinkled it again just to release it again. He even beat the ground with it a couple of times.
He then turned his attention to his Levis. He walked up to the side of the building and began rubbing various sections of his jeans against the brick wall. He rubbed his bottom against the wall; then, he rotated to get at the hips, front, and the upper thighs. Imagine the site when he got around to his attempts to wear out the front of his jeans around the zipper area.
He proceeded to lift one leg and rotate it about, in order to rub the calf portion of the jeans evenly against the wall. He hopped about on one foot to change his angle to the wall so as to get to portions of the jeans a single angle could not reach; he then changed legs to get at the other calf. He couldn't quite get the right angle, but he tried his best, contorting his body this way and that in his attempts to make his jeans old and worn looking.
After about 15 minutes of this, he straightened himself and sauntered into the club just as cool as John Wayne entering a saloon in an old west scenario. I sat in my car and laughed myself silly. I bet he was glad when the old worn look began to be sold as new jeans.
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